I'm on to the soda shop

As you know every story starts off with once upon a time,

This one however, starts off with two roommates who had an imbittered hatred for each other.

One was drunk all the time on her laughter and her folly.

While the other was concerned with focusing all her energy on ignoring her roommates laughter and folly. Especially her random dancing and her pubesent personality.

They constantly competed. Every morning they tried to out sing each and skate each other.

Both of them would awake and slip their skates on. They would skate around their abode singing the great songs of the past while doing poiettes and leaps. This would create a great amount of rucus in which their neighbors did not truly appreciate.

After their morning romp they would go attend class and work and then come back and shout witful amphoisms until their vocal cords bled. They would them make dinner together and try to poison each other but had developed immunities to them.

Every day they tried to kill each other but every day they seemingly could not match each other's strength.

Alas these roommates became immortal in their strength and in their legendary stances.

Forever they will remain and forever they will be alive trying to defeat thier own existence.

Forever they will be roommates.