24.3 reasons why penut butter rocks.

1.) It comes in various forms, chunky, penut, smooth.

2.) It rarley gets you sick(unless you eat Peter Pan, but then who eats peter pan anyway.)

3.) It combines with jelly of any variation and fluff.

4.) It's sticky.

5.) It goes extremley well with white bread.

6.) You can live off of it for days, no weeks.

7.) You can put it, not only on bread, but chips, cookies, fruit, and vegtables, and icecream. It hits almost every group in the pyramid.

8.) It goes really well with oreos.

9.) It can be comfort food or nutritanal.

10.) It goes really well with milk.

11.) You can take it on road trips.

12.) It comes in little packets at restaraunts.

13.) The excitment of getting to be the one to eat the first scoop.

14.) You can eat it by by itself.

15.) It lasts almost as long as twinkies.

16.) They make it with jelly.

17.) You can fry it.

18.) You can grill it.

19.) IT TAKES GUM OUT OF YOUR HAIR!

20.) It is the best thing to go into chocolate.

21.) If you put it on your enemies car seat while its in the sun it gets creamy and smelly.

22.) It comes in multiple sizes.

23.) My dad loves it so when my mom is out of town their is no pressure to cook.

24.) It goes with any beverage.

.3) It tastes just as good when you lick the knife after you are done spreading it.