Friday, December 30, 2005

Love songs suck

So I have recently come to the conclusion that love songs suck.
I will tell you why;

Love songs put ideas in girls heads. They listen to the love song and fantazise about their boyfriends, their weddings, how their going to live the rest of their lives in merry matromony.

So after a period of listening to these loves songs they become adhearatly obssessed with love. They talk to their friends about it and if they have a boyfriend they suddenly want the relationship to move to the next level= Saying those three little words.

After these individuals have accomplished this task they continue to listen to these loves songs and then they move the relationship to an even closer level until finally they are engaged and have set a date.

Which happens that the friends they used to talk about love to now are sounding boards to everything going on in the relationship and the wedding. Which being always a friend pushes the level of really wanting to get rid of the girl that is getting married because one knows that there is more to life than just marriage and spelling corrections. The friend of the bride is patient and decides not to terminate the relationship becuase they have been friends for a long time.

Well in the end the bride gets married moves and never talks to the friends she used to have or live out any of her goals.

This is the end result of love songs. They should all be banned and taken off the radio.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's a great story. Waiting for more. Cisco as5400hpx